People People People!
When I was a kid my sister and I would sit on chairs, pick them up (with our butt's still hovering over them) and run around the room screaming, "People people people!"
Why, you ask? For attention of course. We wanted people to look at us and it seemed only natural that this action would do it. So next time you want someone to look at you .... hold a chair tight to your bottom, start running and yell very loudly, Loodie Loodie Loodie!