...correction ... the coolest old lady ever! Sometimes I get pleasantly surprised on the metro. Usually there is some jerk clipping his nails or doing something else really disgusting. Recently, however, I saw this old lady (sorry old lady your sun damage gave you away) with a bangin' mani, which inspired me to have something similar.
OPI - Midnight in Moscow
In this lighting it looks black, but oh so hot.
Look at this crap no one wants in Ulta. Fail Fiona, Fail. You are not that fierce.